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National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation Movie Quotes Reusable Tote Bag
If you don't use this for your Christmas shopping, Cousin Eddie is going to snatch you right from your happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and bring you right to Clark with a big, red bow on your head so he can tell you what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d!ckless, hopeless, heartless, fat-@ss, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey sh!t you are :)
